Counselors explain that in its earliest stages, this depression affects
memory and rational judgment and cite many on-air examples of how this
syndrome is played out.
For example, CNN personality Wolf Blitzer is a victim of Whacko
News Syndrome. This week he filed a report that claimed Arafat's
affliction was caused by his virtual imprisonment in his Ramallah
compound. During this report his depression was obvious. Tears welled up
in poor Wolf's eyes as he talked about the living conditions endured by
the architect of terror over two years ago. He was so upset with grief;
he neglected to mention that Arafat's virtual imprisonment were a direct
result of the horrific acts of terror he orchestrated, the hundreds of
Israeli and Palestinian civilian deaths he caused. Wolf's battle with
Whacko -ism even prevented him from getting a medical opinion for
his report; or mentioning that some sources claim that Arafat is
suffering from the final stages of AIDS. Whacko News caused Wolf
to abandon all the basic tenets of journalism and use just one source
for this medical oriented "news" item a member of the Palestinian
Government
At least Blitzer is not alone; it seems that many therapists consider
the problem widespread at CNN. Teams of psychologists, watching their
Mid-East reporting attribute CNN's inability to show anything but the
Palestinian side of the story as a product of forgetfulness caused by
Whacko News Syndrome . In fact, one report says that CNN may be the
most Whacko News organization in the world.
The group also cited CBS News as a possible network on the edge of this
great depression. Interestingly they did not cite Anchor Dan Rather,
(some say that he is that he is a different kind of Whacko ).
They do mention 60 Minutes host Leslie Stahl as a possible Whacko
. Just a few weeks ago, this investigative TV personality broke a story
about Israel's spying on the US, the only problem is — the reports were
untrue. Unlike CBS's false reporting of president bush's service record,
this unfounded story was never retracted. Leslie Stahl is a sufferer of
Whacko News Syndrome .
A team of therapists is also heading to Disney-owned ABC news, where the
concern is Anchorman Peter Jennings, one of the most viciously
anti-Israel people in TV news. Apparently Mr. Jennings is so upset about
his revered Arafat, that he has been seen roaming the halls, having
imaginary conversations (in a Donald Duck voice) with Palestinian
Spokeswoman Hanan Ashrawi, who was Jennings's girlfriend when he was
based in Lebanon. When asked for comment, outgoing Disney head Michael
Eisner, commented how lucky that Jennings is in America and not in his
native Canada waiting to get treatment in their tangled socialized
medicine system.
Therapy groups have also been established for the political leaders who
are count themselves among the terrorists best friends, people like
French President Chirac; Britain's Lord Snow and former American
president's Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton. A special watch has been
created for Clinton, who along with his wife, Hillary welcomed Yasser
Arafat to the White House more than they hosted any other major world
leader (and that includes Barbara Streisand).
The New York Daily News has claimed Whacko News Syndrome that
caused it to run a false report that Arafat's illness was a result of
poisoning by Israel's Mossad. Indeed this malady may have also affected
the News' business side as the paper was recently cited for falsifying
its circulation statements.
Some fans of NY Times columnist Tom Freedman are worried that he may be
a Whacko . However, the Pulitzer-Prize winners support of Arafat
and the terrorists position is really the result of a different disease,
called ME (moral equivalency). Friedman's disease causes the great
columnist to put terrorist acts on the same moral plane as acts of
self-defense against terrorists. In fact, if you read them closely you
will find that in most Friedman columns ME is the main topic.
With the death of Arafat, most news organizations will show increasing
levels of the forgetfulness and bias caused by Whacko News Syndrome
. You will continue to see the PLO leader deified by the press;
obituaries will ignore the blood on his hands.
It is crucial that we remain vigilant, and when we see evidence of
Whacko -type reporting we contact the suffering network, paper or
magazine and let them that they need a little help with their grief.
Make sure to copy your cable provider let them know that these networks
are Whacko and maybe they should be placed on hiatus until they
are cured. Or write the companies that advertise on these networks, the
pharmaceutical companies, the financial firms, and the folks in Detroit.
Ask them to encourage these suffering networks to find help, maybe even
to withhold ad dollars until they find a way to cure them selves and to
stop their deification of the father of modern terrorism. After all, it
cannot show their products in a good light to be placed in such a
Whacko news environment.